i've never read a book in my life

[i've never read a book in my life]

[silverhawk]

i fucked up i fucked up i fucked  up i  fuked upppp

[silverhawk]

shit lads sorry this looks like a vent post but i was in my living room w/ my mom and we were watching that show finding bigfoot and i was scrolling on tumblr and without thinking, not registering this is my Mom next to me , i said “bigfoot is a dilf”

and my mom stared at Me and she w as like “what. whats a dilf blaine???” and i just “……” and then

and then she went on her phone and searched it bc shes the type of person that Has to know whats up and what im saying she has 2 understand ALL lingo and her fuckin. her face. her fucking face when she looked at me . she looked so ashamed. she birthed me and raised me and i told her

to her face

that bigfoot was a dilf

how. how the fukc do i go on im hiding in my room and we just ordered pizza how do i go on im starving but i cant look at her she looked so aahsmed im

[kylotrxsh]

today in “things that didnt really happen”

[silverhawk]

you are a reylo fanblog but u wanna educate ME on things that could never happen……Okay.

[tackytaako]

ive reblogged this post before but this is my first time seeing this INSANE clapback… rip that guy….

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[skarchomp]

one of the millions of things i liked about spider-verse was that not only did all the female characters look different from each other, they gave mary jane her classic dimples and square chin, which might not seem like a big deal but you’d be surprised how much tiny details like those can make women in comic books look distinct

[skarchomp]

also seriously it feels like some animated films are pushing it to have two female characters who look even slightly different so i appreciate that spider-verse made sure every woman in it looked distinct from each other

[violettherainwing]

[i've never read a book in my life]

[sugarandmemories]

I’m from an alternate, ALTERNATE dimension

[sugarandmemories]

B team arrives….

[i've never read a book in my life]

[salanchu]

bugged shiny Suicune

[i've never read a book in my life]

[cherryspliced]

It’s dangerous to go alone, take your buddies ~▲ Needed some Ganon, Zelda and Link group drawings for cooldown

[i've never read a book in my life]

[uwuzume]

me clicking on the 7th “sharpest knife in the world” video today: omg i wonder what hes gonna do with that plastic wrap…..

kiwami japan, the absolute madman:

me: 

:O

[i've never read a book in my life]

[chenalii]

i’m coming home now

[i've never read a book in my life]

[i've never read a book in my life]

[cottonvibes]

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

[pukicho]

Wish I was the hulk

[ratchlock]

wish i was the hulk on balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

[i've never read a book in my life]

[i've never read a book in my life]

[inflatable-kaito-kuroba]

[i've never read a book in my life]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[i've never read a book in my life]

[killertoons]

So new Steven universe episode.

Not to many spoilers just noticed this but uh.

Everyone’s already made the reference to rapunzel in her tower but…

I don’t think it fits

Especially this scene in particular…it actually fits more with another movie…about a castle in the sky~

So let’s add another ghibli reference for Rebecca sugar cause honestly only way I noticed it was me seeing the movie recently!

[i've never read a book in my life]

[leafgreen6]

[i've never read a book in my life]

[remiarty]

spiderverse has all my 💕💕💕 forever